I realize we're on the home stretch so it's probably not the best time to be offering up new ideas, but that said I *think* this would be a simple addition, though of course I could be very wrong. As I've dabbled with modifying vars quite a bit, and consequently have made weapons quite a bit different than the original, I thought it would be fantastic if the obits associated with weapon kills (was shocked into submission by, was filled with shrapnel by) could be variable, leading to some more suitable or hilarious messages. I realize that there is some complexity involving different messages for primary/secondary, headshots, residuals, self-kills, etc., which might be adverse to this idea.
For every profound and uplifting signature, there is an equally thought-provoking one. For every italicized word, there is a new fascination. For every parallel comparison of antonyms, a breathless captivation. Where someone writes to inspire, someone else facetiously mimics... :D